the journal... from beyond the grave!

stealed from agentcompassion

2007-03-07T20:59:46Z

GIRLY MEME
[x] You own over 10 bottles of nail polish
[x] You own a designer purse
[ ] You own perfume that cost over $60
[ ] You have fake nails
[x] You have more body/hair products than you can use
[ ] Your pet is a Chihuahua/Pomeranian/Siamese/Yorkie
[ ] You have clothes/shoes/accessories for your pet
[x] You have enough clothes to cover an entire refugee camp.
[x] You have enough pictures to create your own wallpaper.
[x] A pink comforter, walls or sheets.
Total: 6

Do you:
[ ] Spend more time at the mall than you do at home/work
[ ] Have a hair colour that is not natural
[x] Have "blonde moments" at least once a day
[ ] Buy stuff because it's awesome and then never wear it
[x] Constantly keep your phone at your side
[x] Dance around in your room when nobody else is home
[ ] Have a name for your car
[x] Know what celebrity is dating who and who broke up this week
[x] Refuse to go out in public without makeup
[ ] Prefer to be called "princess"
Total: 5

DO YOU ADORE:
[x] Makeup
[ ] Glitter
[ ] The colour pink
[x] Shopping
[x] Jewelry
[ ] Mirrors
[x] Chick flicks
[ ] Shoes
[x] Rainbows
[ ] Unicorns
[x] Disney Movies
[ ] Candles
[ ] Flowers
[ ] Stuffed Animals (TAXIDERMY??????)
[ ] Purses
Total: 6

[ ] Forever 21
[ ] Victoria's Secret
[ ] Guess?
[x] Claires
[ ] Express
[ ] Delias
[ ] MAC
[ ] Sephora
[ ] Bebe
[ ] dillards
Total: 1 (didn't know most of these shops...)

DO YOU SAY:
[x] Biotch
[ ] Whatever
[ ] Oh my gosh
[ ] Hon
[x] Fugly
[ ] That's hot
[ ] Dunzo
[ ] Darling
[x] Psh
[ ] Cutie
[ ] Hottie
[x] Skank
[x] Totally
[x] Fo Sho
[ ] Fabulous
Total: 6

Do You Religiously Read:
[ ] Cosmopolitan
[ ] Glamour
[ ] Marie Claire
[ ] Elle
[ ] Vogue
[ ] People
[ ] Us Weekly
[ ] Star
[ ] Self
[ ] PerezHilton.com
[ ] Dlisted.com
[ ] 17online.com
[ ] people.com
[ ] usmagazine.com
[ ] popsugar.com
Total: 0 (WHAT NO HEAT?)

Have You Seen:
[x] Legally Blonde
[ ] Elizabethtown
[x] Mean Girls
[ ] Now & Then
[ ] The Notebook
[ ] A Walk to Remember
[x] Sweet Home Alabama
[ ] Where the Heart Is
[ ] Just my luck
[x] John Tucker Must Die
[ ] Centerstage
[x] Bring it On
[x] How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
[x] Mona Lisa Smile
[ ] My Girl
Total: 7

Are you addicted to...
[ ] America's next top model
[ ] Project Runway
[ ] Desperate Housewives
[ ] The Simple life
[ ] 8th & Ocean
[ ] Sex & the City
[ ] Grey's Anatomy
[ ] The O.C.
[ ] Laguna Beach/ The Hills/ both
[ ] Nip/Tuck
TOTAL: 0

COUNT UP HOW MANY YOU CHECKED.... 31... lol.

feast your eyes

2007-03-02T16:47:46Z

eilonwyersatz @ 2007-02-10T22:23:00

2007-02-10T22:30:34Z

Serious Happy!Squee

2007-02-05T21:54:47Z

I believe that me and the boyf are getting claddagh rings for Valentine's... every pseudo-Irish dream in me has been realised =)
So happy =D
Love him lots!
L x

according to this, my life is great??

2006-11-08T18:29:46Z

This Is My Life, Rated
Life:	8.2
Mind:	7.5
Body:	8
Spirit:	7.9
Friends/Family:	8
Love:	7.7
Finance:	5.8
Take the Rate My Life Quiz

Books

2006-11-06T16:56:23Z

* Bold those books you've read.
* Italicise started-but-never-finished.
* Add three of your own.
* Post to your livejournal.

1. The Lord of the Rings, JRR Tolkien
2. Pride and Prejudice, Jane Austen
3. His Dark Materials, Philip Pullman
4. The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, Douglas Adams
5. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, JK Rowling
6. To Kill a Mockingbird, Harper Lee
7. Winnie the Pooh, AA Milne
8. 1984, George Orwell
9. The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe, CS Lewis
10. Jane Eyre, Charlotte Bronte
11. Catch-22, Joseph Heller
12. Wuthering Heights, Emily Bronte
13. Birdsong, Sebastian Faulks
14. Rebecca, Daphne du Maurier
15. The Catcher in the Rye, JD Salinger
16. The Wind in the Willows, Kenneth Grahame
17. Great Expectations, Charles Dickens
18. Little Women, Louisa May Alcott
19. Captain Corelli’s Mandolin, Louis de Bernieres
20. War and Peace, Leo Tolstoy
21. Gone with the Wind, Margaret Mitchell
22. Harry Potter And The Philosopher’s Stone, JK Rowling
23. Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets, JK Rowling
24. Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban, JK Rowling
25. The Hobbit, JRR Tolkien
26. Tess Of The D’Urbervilles, Thomas Hardy
27. Middlemarch, George Eliot
28. A Prayer For Owen Meany, John Irving
29. The Grapes Of Wrath, John Steinbeck
30. Alice’s Adventures In Wonderland, Lewis Carroll
31. The Story Of Tracy Beaker, Jacqueline Wilson
32. One Hundred Years Of Solitude, Gabriel Garcia Marquez
33. The Pillars Of The Earth, Ken Follett
34. David Copperfield, Charles Dickens
35. Charlie And The Chocolate Factory, Roald Dahl
36. Treasure Island, Robert Louis Stevenson
37. A Town Like Alice, Nevil Shute
38. Persuasion, Jane Austen
39. Dune, Frank Herbert
40. Emma, Jane Austen
41. Anne Of Green Gables, LM Montgomery
42. Watership Down, Richard Adams
43. The Great Gatsby, F Scott Fitzgerald
44. The Count Of Monte Cristo, Alexandre Dumas
45. Brideshead Revisited, Evelyn Waugh
46. Animal Farm, George Orwell
47. A Christmas Carol, Charles Dickens
48. Far From The Madding Crowd, Thomas Hardy
49. Goodnight Mister Tom, Michelle Magorian
50. The Shell Seekers, Rosamunde Pilcher
51. The Secret Garden, Frances Hodgson Burnett
52. Of Mice And Men, John Steinbeck
53. The Stand, Stephen King
54. Anna Karenina, Leo Tolstoy
55. A Suitable Boy, Vikram Seth
56. The BFG, Roald Dahl
57. Swallows And Amazons, Arthur Ransome
58. Black Beauty, Anna Sewell
59. Artemis Fowl, Eoin Colfer
60. Crime And Punishment, Fyodor Dostoyevsky
61. Noughts And Crosses, Malorie Blackman
62. Memoirs Of A Geisha, Arthur Golden
63. A Tale Of Two Cities, Charles Dickens
64. The Thorn Birds, Colleen McCollough
65. Mort, Terry Pratchett
66. The Magic Faraway Tree, Enid Blyton
67. The Magus, John Fowles
68. Good Omens, Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman
69. Guards! Guards!, Terry Pratchett
70. Lord Of The Flies, William Golding
71. Perfume, Patrick Susskind
72. The Ragged Trousered Philanthropists, Robert Tressell
73. Night Watch, Terry Pratchett
74. Matilda, Roald Dahl
75. Bridget Jones's Diary, Helen Fielding
76. The Secret History, Donna Tartt
77. The Woman In White, Wilkie Collins
78. Ulysses, James Joyce
79. Bleak House, Charles Dickens
80. Double Act, Jacqueline Wilson
81. The Twits, Roald Dahl
82. I Capture The Castle, Dodie Smith
83. Holes, Louis Sachar
84. Gormenghast, Mervyn Peake
85. The God Of Small Things, Arundhati Roy
86. Vicky Angel, Jacqueline Wilson
87. Brave New World, Aldous Huxley
88. Cold Comfort Farm, Stella Gibbons
89. Magician, Raymond E Feist
90. On The Road, Jack Kerouac
91. The Godfather, Mario Puzo
92. The Clan Of The Cave Bear, Jean M Auel
93. The Colour Of Magic, Terry Pratchett
94. The Alchemist, Paulo Coelho
95. Katherine, Anya Seton
96. Kane And Abel, Jeffrey Archer
97. Love In The Time Of Cholera, Gabriel Garcia Marquez
98. Girls In Love, Jacqueline Wilson
99. The Princess Diaries, Meg Cabot
100. Midnight's Children, Salman Rushdie
101. Three Men In A Boat, Jerome K. Jerome
102. Small Gods, Terry Pratchett
103. The Beach, Alex Garland
104. Dracula, Bram Stoker
105. Point Blanc, Anthony Horowitz
106. The Pickwick Papers, Charles Dickens
107. Stormbreaker, Anthony Horowitz
108. The Wasp Factory, Iain Banks
109. The Day Of The Jackal, Frederick Forsyth
110. The Illustrated Mum, Jacqueline Wilson
111. Jude The Obscure, Thomas Hardy
112. The Secret Diary Of Adrian Mole Aged 13 1/2, Sue Townsend
113. The Cruel Sea, Nicholas Monsarrat
114. Les Miserables, Victor Hugo
115. The Mayor Of Casterbridge, Thomas Hardy
116. The Dare Game, Jacqueline Wilson
117. Bad Girls, Jacqueline Wilson
118. The Picture Of Dorian Gray, Oscar Wilde
119. Shogun, James Clavell
120. The Day Of The Triffids, John Wyndham
121. Lola Rose, Jacqueline Wilson
122. Vanity Fair, William Makepeace Thackeray
123. The Forsyte Saga, John Galsworthy
124. House Of Leaves, Mark Z. Danielewski
125. The Poisonwood Bible, Barbara Kingsolver
126. Reaper Man, Terry Pratchett
127. Angus, Thongs And Full-Frontal Snogging, Louise Rennison
128. The Hound Of The Baskervilles, Arthur Conan Doyle
129. Possession, A. S. Byatt
130. The Master And Margarita, Mikhail Bulgakov
131. The Handmaid’s Tale, Margaret Atwood
132. Danny The Champion Of The World, Roald Dahl
133. East Of Eden, John Steinbeck
134. George's Marvellous Medicine, Roald Dahl
135. Wyrd Sisters, Terry Pratchett
136. The Color Purple, Alice Walker
137. Hogfather, Terry Pratchett
138. The Thirty-Nine Steps, John Buchan
139. Girls In Tears, Jacqueline Wilson
140. Sleepovers, Jacqueline Wilson
141. All Quiet On The Western Front, Erich Maria Remarque
142. Behind The Scenes At The Museum, Kate Atkinson
143. High Fidelity, Nick Hornby
144. It, Stephen King
145. James And The Giant Peach, Roald Dahl
146. The Green Mile, Stephen King
147. Papillon, Henri Charriere
148. Men At Arms, Terry Pratchett
149. Master And Commander, Patrick O'Brian
150. Skeleton Key, Anthony Horowitz
151. Soul Music, Terry Pratchett
152. Thief Of Time, Terry Pratchett
153. The Fifth Elephant, Terry Pratchett
154. Atonement, Ian McEwan
155. Secrets, Jacqueline Wilson
156. The Silver Sword, Ian Serraillier
157. One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest, Ken Kesey
158. Heart Of Darkness, Joseph Conrad
159. Kim, Rudyard Kipling
160. Cross Stitch, Diana Gabaldon (called Outlander in the US and Canada)
161. Moby Dick, Herman Melville
162. River God, Wilbur Smith
163. Sunset Song, Lewis Grassic Gibbon
164. The Shipping News, Annie Proulx
165. The World According To Garp, John Irving
166. Lorna Doone, R. D. Blackmore
167. Girls Out Late, Jacqueline Wilson
168. The Far Pavilions, M. M. Kaye
169. The Witches, Roald Dahl
170. Charlotte's Web, E. B. White
171. Frankenstein, Mary Shelley
172. They Used To Play On Grass, Terry Venables and Gordon Williams
173. The Old Man And The Sea, Ernest Hemingway
174. The Name Of The Rose, Umberto Eco
175. Sophie’s World, Jostein Gaarder
176. Dustbin Baby, Jacqueline Wilson
177. Fantastic Mr. Fox, Roald Dahl
178. Lolita, Vladimir Nabokov
179. Jonathan Livingstone Seagull, Richard Bach
180. The Little Prince, Antoine De Saint-Exupery
181. The Suitcase Kid, Jacqueline Wilson
182. Oliver Twist, Charles Dickens
183. The Power Of One, Bryce Courtenay
184. Silas Marner, George Eliot
185. American Psycho, Bret Easton Ellis
186. The Diary Of A Nobody, George and Weedon Gross-mith
187. Trainspotting, Irvine Welsh
188. Goosebumps, R. L. Stine
189. Heidi, Johanna Spyri
190. Sons And Lovers, D. H. Lawrence
191. The Unbearable Lightness of Being, Milan Kundera
192. Man And Boy, Tony Parsons
193. The Truth, Terry Pratchett
194. The War Of The Worlds, H. G. Wells
195. The Horse Whisperer, Nicholas Evans
196. A Fine Balance, Rohinton Mistry
197. Witches Abroad, Terry Pratchett
198. The Once And Future King, T. H. White
199. The Very Hungry Caterpillar, Eric Carle
200. Flowers In The Attic, Virginia Andrews
201. The Silmarillion, J.R.R. Tolkien
202. The Eye of the World, Robert Jordan
203. The Great Hunt, Robert Jordan
204. The Dragon Reborn, Robert Jordan
205. Fires of Heaven, Robert Jordan
206. Lord of Chaos, Robert Jordan
207. Winter's Heart, Robert Jordan
208. A Crown of Swords, Robert Jordan
209. Crossroads of Twilight, Robert Jordan
210. A Path of Daggers, Robert Jordan
211. As Nature Made Him, John Colapinto
212. Microserfs, Douglas Coupland
213. The Married Man, Edmund White
214. Winter's Tale, Mark Helprin
215. The History of Sexuality, Michel Foucault
216. Cry to Heaven, Anne Rice
217. Same-Sex Unions in Premodern Europe, John Boswell
218. Equus, Peter Shaffer
219. The Man Who Ate Everything, Jeffrey Steingarten
220. Letters To A Young Poet, Rainer Maria Rilke
221. Ella Minnow Pea, Mark Dunn
222. The Vampire Lestat, Anne Rice
223. Anthem, Ayn Rand
224. The Bridge To Terabithia, Katherine Paterson
225. Tartuffe, Moliere
226. The Metamorphosis, Franz Kafka
227. The Crucible, Arthur Miller
228. The Trial, Franz Kafka
229. Oedipus Rex, Sophocles
230. Oedipus at Colonus, Sophocles
231. Death Be Not Proud, John Gunther
232. A Doll's House, Henrik Ibsen
233. Hedda Gabler, Henrik Ibsen
234. Ethan Frome, Edith Wharton
235. A Raisin In The Sun, Lorraine Hansberry
236. ALIVE!, Piers Paul Read
237. Grapefruit, Yoko Ono
238. Trickster Makes This World, Lewis Hyde
240. The Mists of Avalon, Marion Zimmer Bradley
241. Chronicles of Thomas Convenant, Unbeliever, Stephen Donaldson
242. Lord of Light, Roger Zelazny
242. The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay, Michael Chabon
243. Summerland, Michael Chabon
244. A Confederacy of Dunces, John Kennedy Toole
245. Candide, Voltaire
246. The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar and Six More, Roald Dahl
247. Ringworld, Larry Niven
248. The King Must Die, Mary Renault
249. Stranger in a Strange Land, Robert Heinlein
250. A Wrinkle in Time, Madeline L'Engle
251. The Eyre Affair, Jasper Fforde
252. The House Of The Seven Gables, Nathaniel Hawthorne
253. The Scarlet Letter, Nathaniel Hawthorne
254. The Joy Luck Club, Amy Tan
255. The Great Gilly Hopkins, Katherine Paterson
256. Chocolate Fever, Robert Kimmel Smith
257. Xanth: The Quest for Magic, Piers Anthony
258. The Lost Princess of Oz, L. Frank Baum
259. Wonder Boys, Michael Chabon
260. Lost In A Good Book, Jasper Fforde
261. Well Of Lost Plots, Jasper Fforde
262. Life Of Pi, Yann Martel
263. The Bean Trees, Barbara Kingsolver
264. A Yellow Rraft In Blue Water, Michael Dorris
265. Little House on the Prairie, Laura Ingalls Wilder
267. Where The Red Fern Grows, Wilson Rawls
268. Griffin & Sabine, Nick Bantock
269. Witch of Blackbird Pond, Joyce Friedland
270. Mrs. Frisby And The Rats Of NIMH, Robert C. O'Brien
271. Tuck Everlasting, Natalie Babbitt
272. The Cay, Theodore Taylor
273. From The Mixed-Up Files Of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler, E.L. Konigsburg
274. The Phantom Tollbooth, Norton Juster
275. The Westing Game, Ellen Raskin
276. The Kitchen God’s Wife, Amy Tan
277. The Bone Setter’s Daughter, Amy Tan
278. Relic, Duglas Preston & Lincolon Child
279. Wicked, Gregory Maguire
280. American Gods, Neil Gaiman
281. Misty of Chincoteague, Marguerite Henry
282. The Girl Next Door, Jack Ketchum
283. Haunted, Judith St. George
284. Singularity, William Sleator
285. A Short History of Nearly Everything, Bill Bryson
286. Different Seasons, Stephen King
287. Fight Club, Chuck Palahniuk
288. About a Boy, Nick Hornby
289. The Bookman’s Wake, John Dunning
290. The Church of Dead Girls, Stephen Dobyns
291. Illusions, Richard Bach
292. Magic's Pawn, Mercedes Lackey
293. Magic's Promise, Mercedes Lackey
294. Magic's Price, Mercedes Lackey
295. The Dancing Wu Li Masters, Gary Zukav
296. Spirits of Flux and Anchor, Jack L. Chalker
297. Interview with the Vampire, Anne Rice
298. The Encyclopedia of Unusual Sex Practices, Brenda Love
299. Infinite Jest, David Foster Wallace.
300. The Bluest Eye, Toni Morrison.
301. The Cider House Rules, John Irving.
302. Ender's Game, Orson Scott Card
303. Girlfriend in a Coma, Douglas Coupland
304. The Lion's Game, Nelson Demille
305. The Sun, The Moon, and the Stars, Stephen Brust
306. Cyteen, C. J. Cherryh
307. Foucault's Pendulum, Umberto Eco
308. Cryptonomicon, Neal Stephenson
309. Invisible Monsters, Chuck Palahniuk
310. Camber of Culdi, Kathryn Kurtz
311. The Fountainhead, Ayn Rand
312. War and Rememberance, Herman Wouk
313. The Art of War, Sun Tzu
314. The Giver, Lois Lowry
315. The Telling, Ursula Le Guin
316. Xenogenesis (or Lilith’s Brood), Octavia Butler
317. A Civil Campaign, Lois McMaster Bujold
318. The Curse of Chalion, Lois McMaster Bujold
319. The Aeneid, Publius Vergilius Maro
320. Hanta Yo, Ruth Beebe Hill
321. The Princess Bride, S. Morganstern
322. Beowulf, Anonymous
323. The Sparrow, Maria Doria Russell
324. Deerskin, Robin McKinley
325. Dragonsong, Anne McCaffrey
326. Passage, Connie Willis
327. Otherland, Tad Williams
328. Tigana, Guy Gavriel Kay
329. Number the Stars, Lois Lowry
330. Beloved, Toni Morrison
331. Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ’s Childhood Pal, Christopher Moore
332. The mysterious disappearance of Leon, I mean Noel, Ellen Raskin
333. Summer Sisters, Judy Blume
334. The Hunchback of Notre Dame, Victor Hugo
335. The Island on Bird Street, Uri Orlev
336. Midnight in the Dollhouse, Marjorie Filley Stover
337. The Miracle Worker, William Gibson
338. The Genesis Code, John Case
339. The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, Robert Louis Stevensen
340. Paradise Lost, John Milton
341. Phantom, Susan Kay
342. The Mummy, Anne Rice
343. Anno Dracula, Kim Newman
344: The Dresden Files: Grave Peril, Jim Butcher
345: Tokyo Suckerpunch, Issac Adamson
346: The Winter of Magic’s Return, Pamela Service
347: The Oddkins, Dean R. Koontz
348. My Name is Asher Lev, Chaim Potok
349. The Last Goodbye, Raymond Chandler
350. At Swim, Two Boys, Jaime O’Neill
351. Othello, by William Shakespeare
352. The Collected Poems of Dylan Thomas
353. The Collected Poems of William Butler Yeats
354. Sati, Christopher Pike
355. The Inferno, Dante
356. The Apology, Plato
357. The Small Rain, Madeline L'Engle
358. The Man Who Tasted Shapes, Richard E Cytowick
359. 5 Novels, Daniel Pinkwater
360. The Sevenwaters Trilogy, Juliet Marillier
361. Girl with a Pearl Earring, Tracy Chevalier
362. To the Lighthouse, Virginia Woolf
363. Our Town, Thorton Wilder
364. Green Grass Running Water, Thomas King
335. The Interpreter, Suzanne Glass
336. The Moor's Last Sigh, Salman Rushdie
337. The Mother Tongue, Bill Bryson
338. A Passage to India, E.M. Forster
339. The Perks of Being a Wallflower, Stephen Chbosky
340. The Phantom of the Opera, Gaston Leroux
341. Pages for You, Sylvia Brownrigg
342. The Changeover, Margaret Mahy
343. Howl's Moving Castle, Diana Wynne Jones
344. Angels and Demons, Dan Brown
345. Johnny Got His Gun, Dalton Trumbo
346. Shosha, Isaac Bashevis Singer
347. Travels With Charley, John Steinbeck
348. The Diving-bell and the Butterfly, Jean-Dominique Bauby
349. The Lunatic at Large, J. Storer Clouston
350. Time for Bed, David Baddiel
351. Barrayar, Lois McMaster Bujold
352. Quite Ugly One Morning, Christopher Brookmyre
353. The Bloody Sun, Marion Zimmer Bradley
354. Sewer, Gas, and Eletric, Matt Ruff
355. Jhereg, Steven Brust
356. So You Want To Be A Wizard, Diane Duane
357. Perdido Street Station, China Mieville
358. The Tenant of Wildfell Hall, Anne Bronte
359. Road-side Dog, Czeslaw Milosz
360. The English Patient, Michael Ondaatje
361. Neuromancer, William Gibson
362. The Epistemology of the Closet, Eve Kosofsky Sedgwick
363. A Canticle for Liebowitz, Walter M. Miller, Jr
364. The Mask of Apollo, Mary Renault
365. The Gunslinger, Stephen King
366. Romeo and Juliet, William Shakespeare
367. Childhood’s End, Arthur C. Clarke
368. A Season of Mists, Neil Gaiman
369. Ivanhoe, Walter Scott
370. The God Boy, Ian Cross
371. The Beekeeper's Apprentice, Laurie R. King
372. Finn Family Moomintroll, Tove Jansson
373. Misery, Stephen King
374. Tipping the Velvet, Sarah Waters
375. Hood, Emma Donoghue
376. The Land of Spices, Kate O’Brien
377. The Diary of Anne Frank
378. Regeneration, Pat Barker
379. Tender is the Night, F. Scott Fitzgerald
380. Dreaming in Cuban, Cristina Garcia
381. A Farewell to Arms, Ernest Hemingway
382. The View from Saturday, E.L. Konigsburg
383. Dealing with Dragons, Patricia Wrede
384. Eats, Shoots & Leaves, Lynne Truss
385. A Severed Wasp - Madeleine L'Engle
386. Here Be Dragons - Sharon Kay Penman
387. The Mabinogion (Ancient Welsh Tales) - translated by Lady Charlotte E. Guest
388. The DaVinci Code - Dan Brown
389. Desire of the Everlasting Hills - Thomas Cahill
390. The Cloister Walk - Kathleen Norris
391. My Antonia, Willa Cather
392. The Bell jar, Sylvia Plath
393. The Moonstone, Wilkie Collins
394. Conceived Without Sin, Bud MacFarlane Jr.
395. Pierced by a Sword, Bud MacFarlane, Jr.
396. Tully, Paullina Simons
397. On the Beach, Nevil Shute
398. Cat's Eye, Margaret Atwood
399. Earth Abides, George R. Stewart
400. Double Play – Robert Parker
401. Traveling Mercies – Anne Lamott
402. Bookman’s Promise – John Dunning
403. Julius Caesar, Shakespeare
404. The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, Mark Twain
405. A Separate Peace, John Knowles
406. The Annunciation of Francesca Dunn, Janis Hallowell
407. The Holy Bible, God
408. The Odyssey, Homer
409. The Brothers Karamazov, Fyodor Dostoevsky
410. The Complete Stories of Flannery O'Connor
411. The Way of a Pilgrim, Anonymous
412. The Decline and Fall of Practically Everybody, Will Cuppy
413. Song of Eve, June Strong
414. Cyclops, Clive Cussler
415. The Light That Failed, Rudyard Kipling
416. Zia, Scott O'Dell
417. Island of the Blue Dolphins, Scott O'Dell
418. The Devil's Arithmetic, Jane Yolen
419. Riddle-master trilogy, Patricia McKillip
420. Certain Women, Madeleine L'Engle
421. My Hundred Children, Lenah Kikhler-Zilberman
422. Sandry's Book, Tamora Pierce
423. Joona trilogy, Kim Englehart
424. The Dark Is Rising Sequence (set of 5 books), Susan Cooper
425. King of Shadows, Susan Cooper
426. Among Friends, Caroline Cooney
427. Flowers for Algernon, Daniel Keyes
428. Anne Frank and Me, Cherie Bennett & Jeff Gotesfeld
429. Shadow of a Hero, by Peter Dickinson
430. A House Like a Lotus, by Madeleine L'Engle
431. Till We Have Faces, by C.S. Lewis
432. A Raging Quiet, by Sherryl Jordan
433. A Ring of Endless Light, by Madeleine L'Engle
434. The Girl Who Owned a City, by O.T. Nelson
435. Below the Root, by Zilpha Keatley Snyder
436. Island in the Sea of Time, by S.M. Stirling
437. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, J.K. Rowling
438. Digital Fortress, Dan Brown
439. Around the World in Eighty Days, Jules Verne
440. The Bridges of Madison County, Robert James Waller
441. Thunder and Roses, Mary Jo Putney
442. Love Beyond Tomorrow, Erin Klingler
443. Wizard's First Rule, by Terry Goodkind
444. The Neverending Story, by Michael Ende
445. The Hidden Staircase, by Carolyn Keene
446. Chess with A Dragon, by Devid Gerold
447. Dreadnaught, by Robert K. Massie
448. On Basilisk Station, by David Weber
449. Beach Music, by Pat Conroy
450. Severe Mercy, by Sheldon Vanauken
451. Owls in the Family, by Farley Mowat
452. The Horse is Dead by Robert Klane
453. Kitchen Confidential: Adventures in the Culinary Underbelly by Anthony Bourdain
454. Inkheart by Cornelia Funke
455. The Time Travellers Wife - Audrey Niffenneger
456. Drums of Autumn - Diana Gabaldon
457. Bachelor Brothers Bed and Breakfast - Bill Richardson
458. Father earth, Mother Sky - Sue Hamilton
459. Raven of Ireland - Morgan Llwellyn
460. My Sister’s Keeper –Jodi Picoult
461. Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - J.K Rowling
462. The Virgin of Small plains – Nancy Pickard
463. Junk - Melvyn Burgess
464. Chocolat - Joanne Harris
465. Lady Chatterley's Lover - D.H Lawrence
466. Oranges are not the Only Fruit, Jeanette Winterson
467. Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintainance, Robert M Pirsig
468. A Story of the Days to Come, H.G. Wells

There are probably more books on this list that I have read and just don't remember, but MEH.

Quiz

2006-10-26T19:14:25Z

Found it on myspace. I'm just procrastinating on Frankenstein study bollocks.

Who was the last person you...?

1. You hung out with?
My mother, my brother, his friend and his mother. lol...

2. Rode in a car with?
My mother and brother.

3. Went to the movies with?
Andy.

4. Went to the mall with?
My dad.

6. You talked on the phone to?
My sister.

7. Made you laugh?
Little brother- we were watching a moderate sex scene on TV and he goes 'is he attacking her???'

8. Last person you hugged?
My mother.

9. Last person you kissed?
Andy.

W O U L D . Y O U . R A T H E R?

1. Pierce your nose or tongue?
Nose. Tongue would be ow.

2. Be serious or be funny?
Funny.

3. Drink whole or skim milk?
Semi :p

4. Die in a fire or drown?
Drown, probably, although I hate the idea of choking.

5. Spend time with your parents or enemies?
Huh? Parents.

A N S W E R. T R U T H F U L L Y.

1. Do you like anyone?
No, I despise all.

2. Sun or moon?
Moon, purely because the sun = death rays of doom.

3. Winter or Fall?
AUTUMN.

4. Left or right?
Right.

5. 10 acquaintances or a best friend?
Best friend. Quality over quantity or summat.

6. Sunny or rain
Sunny. I don't DO wet weather.

7. Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream?
Chocolate!

A B O U T . Y O U.

1. What time is it?
20:06

2. First Name?
Baby #3.

3. What's 3??
The number after two and before four. If ye get to five, ye gone too far.

4. How many kids do you want?
... not sure if I do, tbh.

5. Do you want to get married?
I don't know. I have a whole treatise on marriage that includes me quoting Thomas Hardy. We won't go into it.

6. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?
How freakin long would that take to cut?? If you must cut your spaghetti, why don't you just have rice?

7. Have you ever eaten spam?
Probably. Without realising. Tards.

8. Favorite ice cream?
Something double chocolate fudgey choc chip cookie dough tastic.

9. How many kinds of cereal are in your cabinet?
More than five, but none of them I eat.

10. Current mood?
Weirded out and wishing I was less sick.

IN . THE. LAST. 48 HOURS. HAVE. YOU.

1. Laughed?
Yes

2. Sang?
Sadly no, as have no voice. I'm singing inside

3. Been hugged?
Yes

4. Felt stupid?
Yes... 24/7 really.

6. Danced Crazy:
Yes... we were in somewhere called the Salsa Club... I couldn't resist doing a little Merengue twirl as we left xD

8. Gotten your hair cut?
No

9. Cried:
I cried a bit last night

10. Lied:
Oh probably.

11. Had fun?
Yes

. S T U F F .

1. Have you ever been searched by the cops?
... I don't think so...

2. Do you have a Dog?
Yes =)

3. When's the last time you've been sledding?
On my birthday when I was about six.

5. Do you believe in ghosts?
Probably not.

6. Do you consider yourself creative?
Ah, I'm not bad.

</waste-of-time>

Torchwood

2006-10-22T22:44:33Z

List of my First Thoughts. I'm tired and ill but I've taken some caffeine so hopefully I'll stay awake long enough to get this all down before I fall asleep and the amnesia pills start working. lawl. Just to get it right in my mind why I actually liked this show when I preliminarily thought it would be shite.

1. Gratuitous swearing just because they can't on DW.

2. 'I'll find a Doctor. The right sort of Doctor.' Because he's turned into Superman or something. Or like a cooler version of what Rose was.

3. 'WHAT'S THAT???' '...*sigh*' 'Pterodactyl.'

4. Turning men to dust with the power of the death-vagina. And the lesbian snogging. And the wanking. And the sexual terrorism of the Owen one. I tell you it's just because they can't on Who. It's nothing to do with being a grittier more adult version, they're just sexually frustrated from the Doctor and his pre-watershed seductiveness.

5. Nice to know a part of the Tennant is still in Torchwood though xD

6. 'Noooo not my special hand in a jar! It's evidence that I shagged a Time Lord!' And he almost cried, so I've abandoned my otp for good, I'm Jack's bitch now.

7. Many, many gay references. I just knew they'd make this show homo in some way. And it's goooooood. Many happy watchings on a Thursday, I forsee.

8. It was like Angel. But in a good way.

9. I'm rooting for Ianto because his name is the awesome and he's been the least wanky and he's sort of hot in a square sort of way. And he is the tin dog :)

10. Next time there is ghosts and Jackangst and backstory woot. I always feel a bit sad about Jack because I didn't like him until he died :/ same with Mickey. Except he didn't die, he just went gay with a Geordie.

Forky Pokey Promise?

2006-10-17T20:33:22Z

OMG FREE JIMMY.
I saw a clip of this film ages ago on some remote norwegian site... it was pre-edit and everything. Can't find it now. And now, alors, it is all real, it has its own website. If I can't see this film, I might die. Oh, yeah, it's got David Tennant in it too, I think xD but it's all Norwegian and British and... *sigh*

My crazyness. My mind is starting to play tricks on me. My mother keeps going '... I'm going to take you to the Doctor.' whenever I totally spaz out and start talking to the wee green men from Mars, or whatever it is is supposed to be wrong with me. Srsly I could do something about having to look behind all the large furniture in the rooms before I sit down :/ but meh because everyone is a little crazy, right?

Some kid got stabbed in our school. The fuck? This is Newcastle, not bloody Chicago or New York or something (not that I actually know bugger all about knife crime). I heard it was two guys off the special bus, so nobody cared all that much. He didn't even stab him somewhere cool, like the spleen. He got his leg. One of the teachers got done in in the town as well, for trying to stop a fight or something, it really doesn't help the school's image. I have even less of a chance of going to Oxford now!! You bastards!!

Not that I would want to go to Oxford anyway. Snobby pricks.

Torchwood. I want it so bad to be good but I'm worried it won't be, judging by those gay trailers they've got going. I might just not watch it in case it's shit. It kind of reminds me of Angel, what with the happy premise of being an more adult, more gritty version of a popular show (like Buffy, or Doctor Who). Plus there's those shots of Captain Jack with his gun out. Long billowy coat? Gravity-defying hair? Stony-faced pseudo-American frontman? Oh yeah. It's my old fandom, back to haunt me. I said this to everyone but no one understands the way my mind works ;_;

Argh. Apparently some dude from the year above was going to ask me out today. He didn't know I was taken? But he asked me out last year and I said no. Some guys do not get the picture. I didn't want to say anything to him, though, because his brother just died or something. Jesus. It could be just a fabrication on my friends' part though, because they need something to spice up their sad, sad lives :D

Okay I wasn't going to add this bit on but I need to get it off my chest. How come there are so many emos/neo-emos walking around with great big bandanas around their necks?! Is there a train robbery imminent, and should I round up the boys for a gatherin'?
FUCKIN' EMOS! WHAT WILL THEY DO NEXT?! THINK OF THE CHILDREN!

I KNEW IT.

2006-10-09T19:16:32Z

eilonwyersatz is being stalked on Livejournal!

compeercaffeine is stalking eilonwyersatz
compeercaffeine’s REAL name :	Nichole Gorman
compeercaffeine’s REAL DOB :	07th April 1977
Height :160 cm	Weight : 56.3 kg
compeercaffeine has dreamt about you :	9 times
compeercaffeine became interested in you :	05th May 2005
compeercaffeine’s latest dream about you
You are working in an ice cream parlour. compeercaffeine approaches the counter and asks for a whipped vanilla cone. You step out from behind the counter brandishing a leather whip in full BDSM gear.
This is how compeercaffeine describes your relationship behind your back
‘We were destined to be together and you’ll soon be tying the knot.’
compeercaffeine’s been stealing stuff from your house too.
Since meeting eilonwyersatz in , compeercaffeine has managed to collect around 10 of eilonwyersatz’s old TV remotes.
They’ve even started modifying their body for you
compeercaffeine took a bit far when they gouged your name into their arm with a tablespoon.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
If I can’t have you, nobody can darling. I’d advise you to committ these words to memory.

The Police
No. calls to the police :	22 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"Hi, police? Yeah, I’d like to report a crime. Some mad fuckers just shovelled shit into our mailbox. I think it’s this person I know from the internet called compeercaffeine. Yeah, real mad son of a bitch. Can’t seem to understand that I just don’t like ‘em."
compeercaffeine’s Police File
We are sincerely worried about compeercaffeine’s future. We believe that he has the potential to kill at least 10 people.

Testimonies about compeercaffeine

harrietta - A spouse-beating alco

‘I can’t believe what I’m hearing! compeercaffeine a stalker? Well I suppose it makes sense actually. That bastard had really shifty eyes…’

1chutney1 - Stone dead tripper

‘compeercaffeine and I never saw eye-to-eye. And I’m glad now we didn’t. What a fucking creep.’

mabel_d - Naked Meglomaniac

‘Fucks sake! compeercaffeine’s been stitched up, that eilonwyersatz has always been a right scheming fucker. It’s a disgrace.’

eilonwyersatz @ 2006-10-09T18:56:00

2006-10-09T18:56:55Z

My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haul
eilonwyersatz goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as Captain Jack Sparrow.
agentcompassion tricks you! You get a broken balloon.
compeercaffeine gives you 1 dark blue strawberry-flavoured pieces of taffy.
death_by_tank gives you 16 green cola-flavoured wafers.
harrietta gives you 6 mauve raspberry-flavoured pieces of taffy.
insaneturnip gives you 19 yellow pineapple-flavoured wafers.
mabel_d gives you 14 light yellow root beer-flavoured pieces of chewing gum.
pencilwithatoms gives you 14 teal cola-flavoured wafers.
thecowardlives gives you 3 red lime-flavoured nuggets.
eilonwyersatz ends up with 73 pieces of candy, and a broken balloon.
Go trick-or-treating! Username:
Another fun meme brought to you by rfreebern.

DVDs What I Want

2006-10-08T18:23:53Z

Okay so's I decided I like making lists and I'm in a bit of a shitty mood and I'm supposed to be courseworking, so what better list to make than what I aspire to own? It is my birthday and Christmas shortly and I shall be coming into a great deal of money soon... *evil count olaf-esque laugh*

- Doctor Who Series Two Boxset. An obvious. Comes out a whole seven days after my birthday, same as last year, last year I could wait until Christmas, but Tennant? Waiting a whole month and five days longer than I have to for Tennant?!!!!

- The Wicker Man: Director's Cut. Have only ever seen the end of this film at one New Year when I was pretty pissed anyway, but want, ver' want.

- Braveheart: Special Edition. The Scottishness is to die for in this film and I feel all fake-patriotic when I watch it. I hope that's the Scot in me. There's gotta be a reason we put ourselves through haggis every Burns' Night, after all. Plus the legs sans trousers but avec kilts. Nice. Mel Gibson is a prick though, imo.

- Shaun of the Dead. Never got the chance to buy this film, want bad. Simon Pegg plus zombies, what more could you want? Only problem is, reminds me of shitty plane food.

- 28 Days Later. Compiling my collection of Danny Boyles. This is teh awesome and has the Eccleston and some hot Irish guy also.

- Fight Club. This film is the roxors, and I need to own at least one DVD with Helena Bonham-Carter in.

- Mary Shelley's Frankenstein. Failing Fight Club, there's always Frankenstein with Bonham-Carter as a young'un. It's worth it for the scene with Kenneth Branagh being a crazy with only a swirly robe on while he makes teh monster. (ETA: Rob DeNiro played teh monster?! Shwoa, now I really need this film.)

- Amelie. Got this on video and my sister has it on DVD already, so it's not a priority, really. But good film.

- L'Auberge Espagnole. Mint film, need just for the line 'what was she supposed to say, ah dunt 'ave a dog, but ah'm gey?'

- Some anime. Don't care what, I just wanna extend my horizons. Extend? Expand?

Well that got me in order, I'll probably revise this too, many cross them off when or as or if I get them.

eilonwyersatz @ 2006-09-26T19:37:00

2006-09-26T18:51:16Z

Pwned from insaneturnip

+++

INSTRUCTIONS:
1. Copy this whole list into your journal.
2. Bold the things that are true about you.
3. Whatever you don't bold is false.

01. When I was younger I made some bad decisions.
02. I don't watch much TV these days.
03. I love psychedelic mushrooms. (but I had to correct this quiz's spelling of psychedelic...)
04. I love sleeping.
05. I have loads of books.
06. I once slept in a toilet.
07. I love playing video games.
08. I adore marijuana.
09. I watch porn movies.
10. I watch them with my father. (ROFL.)
11. I like sharks.
12. I love spiders, I think they're adorable, especially the ones with bright colours on their backs.
13. I was born without hair and I still have no hair.
14. I like J. Bush.
15. People are cool.
16. I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
17. I have jacuzzi and a Porsche.
18. I have a lot to learn.
19. I carry my knife everywhere with myself.
20. I'm really really smart. (lol)
21. I've never broken someone's bones.
22. I have a secret. (ooeoo)
23. I hate snow.
24. I drink only milk.
25. Punk rock rules.
26. I hate Bill Gates! (he bringeth the xbox.)
27. I love Chinese food.
28. I would hate to be famous.
29. I am not a morning person.
30. I wear glasses.
31. I don't need glasses, except sunglasses.
32. I have potential.
33. I'm pure Japanese.
34. My legs are two different sizes i refuse to believe my legs are identical.
35. I have a twin.
36. I wear a padded bra. (I have one, yes.)
37. I can ramble on about absolutely nothing.
38. I'm left-handed.
39. I hate llamas, but I'm one of them. XD
40. I don't like horror movies.
41. I suck at climbing, but I love it anyway.
42. People hate me usually.
43. I love pop music.
44. I hardly ever go to bed before midnight.
45. I hate parking fines.
46. I know national anthem of my country by heart. (most of it.)
47. I know more than two languages. (does yon gaelic and my pitiful german and spanish count?)
48. I spend too much time on the computer.
49. I often want to throw out the computer in a window.
50. I live on a ground floor.
51. I don't like chocolate.
52. I'd like to be more original. (couldn't care less)
53. I've lied.
54. Cocks are my favorite birds. (LOL COCKS.)
55. I want to conquer the world.
56. I wonder what happens when you die.
57. I've read all books about Harry Potter.
58. Eat your dog! (I dunno what that is, I bold it anyway!)
59. I love to exercise.
60. I hate chemistry with a passion.
61. I love to write.
62. I like changes.
63. I hate going to class.
64. I am afraid to die.
65. I hate dish washing.
66. My hair is long, brown, and incredibly curly.
67. My nails are nine inch long.
68. My favorite color is black.
69. I like to sleep on the floor.
70. I am hopeless at cooking.
71. I sucked my thumb when I was little.
72. I should be doing something else rather than writing this.
73. I am online a lot, but not in MSN.
74. I hate government. (hehe, anarchy doesn't rule, ok?)
75. I don't have a girlfriend/boyfriend.
76. I'm too nice for my own good.
77. I love to read, I read as much as I can.
78. I don't trust newspapers.
79. I like debating. (I'm a master debater. SPORFLE AT MYSELF.)
80. I live in a vagon. (vat is a vagon?)
81. I clean my room once a month.
82. I'm scared of american fast food. (just full out scared of americans.)
83. I have a third eye.
84. I love Mozambique.
85. I don't trust any religion.
86. I used to play with barbies because all the other girls were doing it. (no I made them have sex. lolol.)
87. I wanted to be a super hero when I was little. (bubbles, buttercup and blossom!)
88. I like listening to wind chimes.
89. I'm very disorganized.
90. My hair is long and straight.
91. I earn a lot.
92. I don't like spicy food.
93. I keep a diary.
94. I can't do cartwheels. (yeah, it sucks @ dance class... I just have no centre of gravity I guess.)
95. I am very lazy.
96. I'm sarcastic. (A sarcastic person would not bold this, maybe?)
97. I think my hair is annoying.
98. I'm very sensitive. (On da inside. *sniffemopain*)
99. I love being "ab-normal." (fo shiz.)
100. My left eye is violet and my right eye is a light blue. (you is a freak, dog.)

+++

THA END.

Buenos Tardis

2006-09-25T16:11:15Z

Okay so I haven't properly posted on here for a while, but I'm sick today and I've got nothing better to do except a shitload of work... ahem.
September is such a crappy month. The horrors of the coursework and the everything and the everything just pile in, overshadowing the fun of the holiday (France, Germany and Spain, mmm). And don't even get me started on the TV. Why does everything start up again when you've actually got commitments, after not having any for six weeks?

So I've not been very well today, and right now I'm eating a bag of crisps, my only food of the day :/ I can't even afford to miss another day, so apparently I'm going back tomorrow whether I'm still ill or not. Thankfully my awesome boyfriend came round and cheered me up at lunch :)

we_hate_muse- The fuck? I don't understand comms like this. Okay you don't like a band, good for you... no one else actually gives a fuddy ruck. It's a band, not a political party. They're not doing you any harm. People make comms of stuff they like or are interested in, not what they *hate*. Otherwise I'm gonna make one called we_hate_guys_who_make_comms_about_what_they_hate.

Okay yeah so I take that personally too, because Muse are awesome. I didn't even like them that much until Leeds- they're the best band I have ever seen live. Now I'm like give me Starlight, give me Darkshines now please! However the Arctics did deserve to win the Mercury prize, because the criteria *is* the band which best describes the British music scene. At least they've either a) got new judges or b) the old ones took their heads out of their arses, because that Antony and the Johnsons guy isn't even freaking British... and no one bought his album except his mother. Fact. (Yes, still annoyed about that even though was a whole year ago. But I couldn't believe that they'd beaten Maximo Park and the Kaisers!)

I got The Beatrice Letters! I am really even more confused by the whole thing now than I was before I read it... I really wanna hug Lemony Snicket though. How the hell aren't these books more popular than Harry Potter? They're so much better, so much smarter and better-written, too. I guess it's just product placement. Can't wait for The End.
Also got one of the new Who books (not nearly as shippy as I'd have liked for a good mental send-off of Rose, but I'm hopeful for the others) and got my little brother buying the Battles in Time trading cards... he got the Tenth Doctor in his first pack. I ~~have~~ haven't planned on stealing it and framing it at all.

I've talked at no one for too long, so I be off now.
E x

PS. re: the title- Buenos Tardis? Buenos Tardes, get it? Tardes, Tardis? No? No? Where have you gone?

Turn On/Turn Off

2006-09-11T21:52:42Z

Hehe I love having a Bebo account. Those mofos are like the shallowedest peoples ever. One such quiz- a turn ons and turn offs quiz. So am I going to do it? Hell yes.

GIRLS FILL THIS PART OUT
About guys, Turned ON, OFF or DC (Don't care):

Is taller than you: definite on
Wears braces: off
Wears a grill: say what? a grill? like a George Foreman?
Dresses Ghetto: Very off.
Dresses Gothic: Very off.
Dresses Scene: Don't care
Has blue eyes: Don't care
Has green eyes: Don't Care
Has hazel eyes: Don't Care
Brown eyes: On.
Drinks alcohol: Don't Care
Wears glasses: Don't Care... mostly.
Smokes: Very, very, very off.
Plays sports: Don't Care
Smiles a lot: On
Calls you just to say hi: On :)
Compliments you: On!
Good dancer: Omg, very on.
Wears jewelry: Off
Smiles when you walkin the room: On :)
Has brown hair: On
Has Black hair: On
Has blonde hair: Off
Makeup: OFF.
Tan: Don't Care
Can make you laugh: Definitely On
Loyal: On
Laid back: Depends
Plays guitar: Ooh. On.
Plays drums: On
Sings: If well, on.
He can draw: On.
Easily jealous: Off.
Has a tattoo: Off.
Has a lip ring: Off.
Has tounge ring: Off.
Has an eyebrow ring: Off.
Will cry during a movie: Ooh, On! I like emotional guys :D
_______________________________
GUYS FILL THIS PART OUT
About girls: Turned ON, OFF or DC (don't care)

dresses like a grandma:
has a nice butt:
plays musical instrument:
is shorter than you:
same height as you:
is taller than you:
has chapped lips:
has green eyes:
has blue eyes:
has brown eyes:
has long hair:
has med. hair:
has short hair:
drinks alcohol:
smokes cigs:
smokes weed:
has blonde hair:
has brown hair:
has black hair:
has red hair:
wrks out:
smiles:
calls you just to say hi:
creative:
compliments you:
shaves her legs:
wears jewelry:
has bigger feet than you:
has smaller feet than you:
smiles when you walk into the room:
belly piercings:
laid back:
doesn't party:
likes to party:
wants to party:
laughs a lot:
giggles:
snorts:
pierced ears:
pierced anything else:
tattoos:
honest and open:
goes to church:

What a trip.

LOL

2006-09-09T21:07:21Z

Pop-ups piss me off to no end just like most people, but occasionally you get one good... I was so bored tonight and a pop-up told me about some dress-up doll thing with twee cartoon characters, called... Zwinky? I haven't played dress-up dolls since I was about nine! So I had to do it for the cuteness and to alleviate my boredom.

So I set this program up and running, and I realise- there's a whole Doctor's outfit in there. So, yeah. I made him. 1 Doomsday Doctor, 1 Doomsday Rose, 1 School Reunion Doctor and 1 Idiot's Lantern Rose. They're scarily accurate.

I also made a me, Which is not nearly as interesting.

eilonwyersatz @ 2006-09-09T15:18:00

2006-09-09T14:18:47Z

Create your own! Originally Written By ga_woo, Hosted and ReWritten by darkman424

Makeover!

2006-09-06T21:01:23Z

My new layout, if I may say so myself, looks AWESOME. I might need to tweak it a bit or whatever but I'm just so glad that I managed to get the damn resolution right that I don't care about that right now. Damn you photobucket!
Not quite as happy with the photoshopped heading, but it's pretty, so I'll keep it. I don't have enough resorces and or skills to do any better. Oh yeah and the new title is like, totally a reference to Bridget Jones' Diary. Get in.

eilonwyersatz @ 2006-09-04T17:58:00

2006-09-04T17:30:29Z

I've never done a my-fanfic-habits related quiz before and frankly I'm weirded out by the whole thing, but I'll post it anyway.

First, write down the names of 12 characters of your choice. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use. Otherwise where would the fun be?

1. The Doctor
2. Rose Tyler
3. Jack Harkness
4. Jack Sparrow
5. Elizabeth Swann
6. K9
7. Vislor Turlough
8. Sarah Jane Smith
9. Jamie McCrimmon
10. Peter Carlisle
11. Natalie Holden
12. Ripley Holden

Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
*disturbed*.

Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
*drool*

What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
The Doctor would be very angry indeed.

Can you read any fic(s) about Nine?
Can I read? Do I? Do I!

Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Well we've got to wait for those School Reunion deleted scenes...

Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Well they're both cute, scruffy and scottish. I don't think she'd go for either of them.

What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve in bed together?
I don't think he'd care all that much, maybe he would be happy that that young blond upstart wasn't going for his man anymore.

Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic
Jack comes to terms with this scottish bloke who looks like the Doctor. And slash. Plenty of it.

Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Yes, and it's hot.

Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
"We're not who they think we are."

What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Doctor loses anal virginity to Captain Jack Sparrow? I don't think I can handle that kind of thinking.

Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Quite possibly.

Does anyone on your friends list read Three slash?
Quite possibly...

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
...

Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
No, but it sounds like fun.

What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Uhh... He'd probably be eating, so he'd have his mouth full, therfore no screaming.

If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Never Had A Dream Come True. Lol that's S Club 7 or something xD

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Warning: Beastiality, Doctorality and Gambling.

What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
"I'm going to nail your sorry ass."

When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Quite a while ago.

What is Six's super-secret kink?
He likes to sniff the bottoms of real dogs! srsly!

Would Eleven get in bed with Nine? Drunk or sober?
My god, who wouldn't. Ahem.

What title would you give this fic?
"I got bored of the other Scot"

Name three people on your friends list who might read it.
No one. I'm alone in my perversions...

Name one person who should write it.
Compeercaffeine because... it would be funny.

How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Confused.

eilonwyersatz @ 2006-09-01T21:49:00

2006-09-01T21:06:45Z

Compeercaffeine told me to get a real quiz, so here's one.

1. Who is the last person you held hands with?
Andy

2. If you were drafted into a war, would you survive?
Hello? If they gave me an assault rifle, I'd be in there.

4. Have you ever drank milk straight out of the carton?
Bottle. And, yep.

5. Have you ever won a spelling bee?
I didn't think bees had big enough brains, frankly.

7. How fast can you type?
You can't even see my hands at the board, I'm like lightning xD

8. Are you afraid of the dark?
I have no feelings eitherway. The dark can be fun for confusing people.

9. Eye color?
Bluey-green

11. When is the last time you chose a bath over a shower?
God knows. I like showers

12. Do you knock on wood?
Only with my head, on the desk, at two in the morning.

13. Are you drinking anything right now?
I drank my beer already.

15. Can you hoola hoop?
Yes. And I like the salt+vinegar ones too.

16. Are you good at keeping secrets?
NO. And yes. Depends how much I like the person.

17. What do you want for Christmas?
Aaaaaaall I want for Christmasssss... is youuuuuu!

18. Do you know the Muffin Man?
What are you talking about?? I'm married to the muffin man!

19. Do you talk in your sleep?
Yeah. It's a laugh.

20. Who wrote the book of love?
The author of the Kama Sutra?

21. Have you ever flown a kite?
They never fly for me!

23. Do you consider yourself successful?
No.

24. How many people are on your contact list of your cell?
Awh only 43, and some of them were taxi services and Megabowl xD

25. Have you ever asked for a pony?
Yes. They taste nice.

26. Plans for tomorrow?
Probably go somewhere with cousins or sleep until 4.

28. Missing someone now?
Yes, but I only saw him yesterday xD

29. When was the last time you told someone 'I love you'?
Three minutes ago !

31. How are you feeling today?
Tired and achy.

32. Are you black?
Only when I'm verrry dirty.

33. Have you ever been suspended or expelled from school?
Not officially.

34. What are you looking forward to?
School, funnily. I miss everyone

35. Have you ever crawled through a window?
Yes

37. Have you ever eaten dog food?
I ate a dog biscuit once.

38. Can you handle the truth?
Why, how heavy is it?

39. Do you like green eggs and ham?
I do like them Sam I Am!

40. What 3 things you always bring w/ you to places?
my phone, my keys and my glasses.

41. Any cool scars?
Chicken pox scar on my head... uh... I've got an iodine burn on my thumb.

42. Do you like or have a crush on anyone? Do they know?
Yeah, and ... yeah.

43. How many kids do you plan on having?
Depends on how much I like my husband.

44. What do you do when no one is watching?
Sing out of tune to Muse

45. Have you ever been in love?
Yeah.

46. I deleted this question by mistake so I'm gonna make one up... uh...
Where were you on the night in question as the cliche goes?
I was on my yacht enjoying a nice Chianti and some guy's liver.

47. Is there something you want that you can't have?
three million pounds.

48.Three things about the opposite sex that you first notice?
1. Face
2. Laugh
3. Height

49.Who are you thinking about right now?
The annoying kids looking over my shoulder right now!

50. Who did you last hug?
Andy or my sister probs

51. Where is your phone?
Being played with by a little cousin

52. What was the last thing you ate?
Fish and chips

53. what is your favourite colour?
Octarine

55. What is the last movie watched?
John Tucker Must Die

56. What song do you currently hear?
Riot Van - Arctic Monkeys in my head.

57. What do you want?
A BB gun.

58. Would you ever date anyone on your top friends list?
Yeah, and have done.

59. What TV Show are you watching?
I'm not.

60. What is your cell phone number?
... No chance.

How Emo?

2006-08-31T22:45:18Z

I'm doing this to prove how silly this stereotyping is. Because lets face it, I am very much *not* an emo.

[]You hate the world.
[x]You hate society.
[x]You think vampires are cool.
[]You write poetry.
[]You have colored your hair black Halloween
[]You wear black/blue eyeliner At times.
[]You write poetry that's not for school.
[x]You are freakishly obsessed with darkness.
[]You think love is a waste of time.
Total = 3

[x]You've shopped at Hot Topic
[]You've spent over $100 at Hot Topic.
[x]You wear more bracelets than a Russian
[x]You own a dog collar, that's not for your dog
[x]You're extremely pale.
[x]You are a member of a poetry site.
[x]Your screen name has been an oxymoron.
[]You are an atheist or agnostic. (now i am)
[]You don't believe in god.
[x]Your screen name has/had X's in it.
Total = 7

[x]You have been referred to as scary.
[x]You have been referred to as demented.
[x]You have been referred to as weird.
[x]You have been known to hate teachers.
[x]You have been known to cause trouble (only if someone's with me)
[x]Your hair has been dyed a color that was not natural.
[x]You have at least one photoshopped picture on myspace.
[x]You think pictures look better in greyscale or sepia tone.
[x]You are scared of yourself sometimes.
Total = 9

[x] Suicide has crossed your mind
[x]You have screamed before
[x]You use big words that no one has ever heard before on occasion.
[x]you've seen The Exorcist.
[x]You liked The Exorcist.
[]You've seen Saw.
[]You liked Saw.
[x]You've done voodoo.
[x]You hate sports.
[]You dress up as the most morbid thing posssible on Halloween
Total = 7

[x]Halloween is one of your favorite holidays.
[x]You have an obsession with fire.
[x]You have only a couple of actual friends.
[x]You're not afraid of spiders.
[x]You have had a conversation about how you want to die.
[x]You've painted your nails black
[]One or more of your myspace pics had writing on them.
[x]You have had the word "...." in your display name.
[X]You love art.
[x]You like art with negative meanings
Total = 9

So I got 35 out of 47? That seems an awful lot for someone who thinks the emo scene is... not her thing. More proof that these kinds of quizzes are bullshit. I do them anyway.

Oh fuck it... why not?

2006-08-25T15:44:05Z

Some shitty my life quiz thing. I got nothing better to do.

[Marital Status] In a relationship
[Shoe size] 4 - 5
[Parents still together] No.
[Siblings] Two older sisters and a little brother
[Pets] Dog Simba, and a rabbit.

FAVOURITES
[Color] Purple or pink
[Number] 13
[Animal] Penguins.
[Drinks] Anything
[Soda] Coke
[Book] Many favourites.
[Flower] Bindweed
[Colour your hair?] No.
[Twirl your hair?] No.
[Have tattoos?] No.
[Have Piercings?] No.
[Cheat on tests/homework?] Occasionally.
[Drink/Smoke?] Drink yes, smoke never.
[Like roller coasters?] Hell yes.
[Want more piercings?] No.
[Like cleaning?] Not a lot
[Write in cursive or print?] Cursive.
[Own a web cam?] Yes.
[Know how to drive?] No.
[Own a cell phone?] Yes.
[Ever get off the damn computer?] No.
[Been in a fist fight?] Yes.
[Considered a life of crime?] Yes.
[Considered being a hooker?] Yes and thought 'no.'
[Lied to someone?] Yes.
[Been in love?] Yes.
[Made out with JUST a friend?] No.
[Been in lust?] Yes.
[Used someone] Yes.
[Been used?] Yes.
[Been cheated on?] Yes.
[Kicked someone in the nuts?] Yes.
[Stolen anything?]... in general? Yes.
[Held a gun] Not a proper mankilling one.

CURRENTS
[Current clothing] Purple top and skirt.
[Current mood] Indifferent.
[Current taste] Coke and plain chocolate digestives.
[What you currently smell like?] God, sweat probably. You asked me at a bad time.
[Current hair] My own.
[Current thing I ought to be doing] Mathwork and flute practice.
[Current cd in stereo] Bloodhound Gang- Hefty Fine and Dirty Dacning Soundtrack. Two stereos.
[CD in stereo 10 minutes from now?] Huh? You're asking me to predict the future now?
[Last book you read] Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance/ Quotations from Chairman Mao (reading them both at the same time)
[Last movie you saw] Uhhh... Shawshank Redemption?
[Last thing you ate] The chocolate digestive.
[Last person you talked to on the phone] My mum.
[Believe there is life on other planets?] Undecided.
[Remember your first love?] Yes.
[Still love him/her?] No.
[Read the newspaper?] When there's one kicking around.
[Have any gay or lesbian friends?] Yes.
[Believe in miracles?] No.
[Do well in school?] I get by.
[Wear hats] On occasion.
[Hate yourself?] On occasion.
[Have an obsession?] Many.
[Collect anything?] Doctor Who items?
[Have a best friend?] Yes :)
[Like your handwriting?] I'm the only one who does!

LOVE LIFE
[First crush] A kid called Jason when I was about seven.
[First kiss] First kiss, look above. First proper kiss, my first boyfriend.
[Do you believe in love at first sight?] No.
[Do you believe in "the one?"] Unconvinced.
[Are you a tease?] When I want to be.
[Too shy to make the first move?] No. But I like making them do it :p
[Do you love someone right now that you can't have?] Do hot Scot actors count?
[If yes, Does this person know?] They probably already get pants in the post.
[If no, Will you ever tell them?] Well, I could write letters. But Restraining Orders are BAD.

ARE U A
[Daydreamer] Yes.
[Bitch/Asshole] Yes.
[Sarcastic] Yes.
[Angel] Yes.
[Devil] Yes. Shut up, Satan was both too.
[Shy] Sometimes, but that's not generally me.
[Talkative] I talk too much.
[Ever wish upon a shooting star?] Yeah. They don't work.
[Has your wish came true?] No.

... yeah...

2006-08-25T14:07:31Z

German Rollercoaster Warning

2006-08-20T20:58:03Z

WTF does the middle one mean?

I can only assume it's there to inform kids that babies are not brought by the stork, whatever their parents say- except that's not a stork, that's a frickin' eagle.

Meme

2006-07-23T19:23:00Z

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[noun]:

A lewd street performer

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com</td>

You will go to jail for:	You were mistaken for a serial killer because of your habit of wringing your hands in the air and yelling 'kill them all!'

Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com

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