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Get one of your own! by Drunken Hero

eilonwyersatz is being stalked on Livejournal!

compeercaffeine is stalking eilonwyersatz
compeercaffeine’s REAL name : Nichole Gorman
compeercaffeine’s REAL DOB : 07th April 1977
Height :160 cm Weight : 56.3 kg
compeercaffeine has dreamt about you : 9 times
compeercaffeine became interested in you : 05th May 2005
compeercaffeine’s latest dream about you
You are working in an ice cream parlour. compeercaffeine approaches the counter and asks for a whipped vanilla cone. You step out from behind the counter brandishing a leather whip in full BDSM gear.
This is how compeercaffeine describes your relationship behind your back
‘We were destined to be together and you’ll soon be tying the knot.’
compeercaffeine’s been stealing stuff from your house too.
Since meeting eilonwyersatz in , compeercaffeine has managed to collect around 10 of eilonwyersatz’s old TV remotes.
They’ve even started modifying their body for you
compeercaffeine took a bit far when they gouged your name into their arm with a tablespoon.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
If I can’t have you, nobody can darling. I’d advise you to committ these words to memory.

The Police
No. calls to the police : 22 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"Hi, police? Yeah, I’d like to report a crime. Some mad fuckers just shovelled shit into our mailbox. I think it’s this person I know from the internet called compeercaffeine. Yeah, real mad son of a bitch. Can’t seem to understand that I just don’t like ‘em."
compeercaffeine’s Police File
We are sincerely worried about compeercaffeine’s future. We believe that he has the potential to kill at least 10 people.

Testimonies about compeercaffeine
harrietta - A spouse-beating alco
‘I can’t believe what I’m hearing! compeercaffeine a stalker? Well I suppose it makes sense actually. That bastard had really shifty eyes…’
1chutney1 - Stone dead tripper
‘compeercaffeine and I never saw eye-to-eye. And I’m glad now we didn’t. What a fucking creep.’
mabel_d - Naked Meglomaniac
‘Fucks sake! compeercaffeine’s been stitched up, that eilonwyersatz has always been a right scheming fucker. It’s a disgrace.’

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